or Mankind vs. Monkeykind
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
-- Albert Einstein
Why are people so stupid???
I guess Mr. Einstein was right saying that.....like seriously people tend to say stupid things sometimes,so stupid it makes some monkeys look smarter than humans.
So I got here are some very "Clever" quotes that people actually said
(some of them are anonymous for obvious reasons) :
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
-- Benjamin Franklin faces the truth.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President discovering the facts of life.
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
-- Christina Aguilera,just being gorgeous.
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.
I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey, pop singer.I have nothing to say about this one,sorry.
"Facts are stupid things."
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President
"I don't really think, I just walk."
--Paris Hilton
"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
-- Samuel Goldwyn
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan.
Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
-- Britney Spears
"Whenever I write an e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."
--Paris Hilton
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
-- anonymous
"I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen."
-- anonymous
"My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully."
-- Chris Brown
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
"I think war is a dangerous place."
-- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
"It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes."
-- Colin Farrell
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-- George Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
-- Greg Norman, Golfer
"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives."
-- anonymous
"They are 3 types of people: people who know how to count and --
people who don't know how to count."
-- anonymous
"It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."
-- Paris Hilton
"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
-- Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate."
-- Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.
"It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."
-- Paris Hilton
"We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-- NBA player Jason Kidd
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
-- Alan Minter, Boxer
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity."
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. concludes the subject.
Yes you'd probably say hey monkeys can't talk we humans still smarter.... that's exactly the reason why the monkeykind doesn't get to be quoted in here so it's 1-0 to monkey's team.
Anyway if you heard more "Clever" quotes,have some of your own or someone told you something annoyingly stupid tell me about it.comment bellow.
Have a nice day.
Monkeykind ??? Is this a real word ?
Did I just invented a new word?
